FUNNY SMS


1. Dil badal na dena , SIM card ki tarah
    Dosti low mat karna , battery ki tarah
   Pyar kam na karana , balance ki tarah
   Bich me chhod na dena , network ki tarah
   Hamesha mera sath nibhana , charger ki tarah


LOVE SMS 

1.Teri dosti ne bohat kuch sikhla diya,
   Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya,
  Karzdaar hoon main khuda ka,
  Jiss ne mujhe aap jaise dost se mila diya

2. Pyar Karte Hai Hum Magar Keh Nahi Sakte
   Dil Se App Ko Bhula Bhi Nahi Sakte
  Kya Kare Ishq Mein Yun
  Tadaap Tadaap Ke Maar Bhi Nahi Sakte
3. Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena
  Gum Ke Aasu Bahne Na Dena
  Yeh Zindagi Na Jane Kab Ruk Jayegi
  Magar Ye Pyari Si Relationsip Kabhi Tutne Na Dena

FRIENDSHIP SMS

1 Bharosa Rako Humari Dosti Par,
  Hum Kisi Ka Dil Dukhaya Nhi Karte,
  Ap Aur Apka Andaz Hume Acha Laga,
  Warna Hum Kisiko Dost Banaya Nahi Karte..

2. Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
   Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum
  Idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum
  Par jo bhi ho! yaar! dost jhakas ho tum

3. Teri dosti ne bohat kuch sikhla diya,
    Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya,
    Karzdaar hoon main khuda ka,
   Jiss ne mujhe aap jaise dost se mila diya

SHAYARI

1

Zindgi Me Kabhi Tention Mat Lena
Bindas Ho K I Love U Kehna

Agar
Gulab K Badle Sandal Mile To
Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana…

2

Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Rishte Banna Koi Aap Se Sikhe
Bahut Tarif Karli
Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane Koi Aap Se Sikhe

3

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
Muhabat to sab karte hai par
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai …

4

Dil Roya Par Aankhon Ko Rone Na Diya
Sari Sari Raat Jage Khud Ko Sone Na Diya
Itna Karte Hai Yaad Aap Ko
Par Is Baat Ka Ehsaas Aap Ko Kabhi Hone Na Diya…